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Mar. 12th, 2005 12:25 amSome idiot made a bomb.
He didn't bring it to school, he just wanted to blow a chunk of his lawn into smithereens, I guess.
He should've-- Well, he should have NOT MADE A FUCKING BOMB! WHAT A DUMBASS! But, that was inevitable, I guess. Unable to change his will to destroy, he should have at least FASTENED THE FUCKING FUSE ON BETTER.
It fell into the bomb as he was about to throw it. He blew off his hand.
*raspy sigh*
Some people are always worried about the terrorist threat. At least most terrorists' bombs go off only when they want them to.
Well, enough with that. Since I beat Wind Waker, it's time for a final boss guide!
I'll start in the beginning of the huge room.
WARNING: SPOILERS
Enter, and Ganondorf says how the gods doomed men with the drowning of the land. He turns into a giant puppet. You have to use your boomerang and light arrows for this one. Use the boomerang to vut the five strings. The strings regenerate, so you have to target them all at once. When he falls, hit the blue orb with your light arrows. Do this three times and you win!
Oh wait, no you don't. He turns into the final boss from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, AKA a big assed spider. Tilt the camera to see the water, and look at the reflection when he's on the ceiling. Don't get hit when he falls, and be near the blue orb or you won't hit it. Three times, NOW it's done.
Son of a Gurudo! That asshole is STILL alive! This time he's a familiar snakey guy. It is FUCKING hard to hit his head to make him stop, and the stun only lasts for half a second, so just use your light arrows and aim for his tail while he's moving, three hits, and he runs like the fuck he is.
Now you have to get to the top. What fun!
First and foremost, if you can't see in this room, you're not getting to the top. You can beat Ganondorf almost blind, but not do what you're about to. So if you can't see, adjust the COLOR and BRIGHTNESS settings on your TV.
Jump from the little square to the rope. Hold R as you climb, otherwise you won't, you'll swing. Simple enough. Get on the outer ring and search for the fancy decoration. This is a grapple point. Grapple and climb up. Get the supplies, grapple to the next level. Bomb the pot in case you fall, or die, or anything like that. Then get the fairies and hookshot up to the doorway. MAKE SURE YOU HOOK THE TARGET, NOT THE FLOOR. HOOKING THE FLOOR WILL MAKE YOU FALL. IF YOU BOMBED THE POT, THIS WON'T MATTER. OTHERWISE, YOU DESERVE YOUR FATE.
You're there! Ganondorf will throw your sword to sleeping Zelda and proceed to beat the shit out of you. He then combines his Power, Zelda's Wisdom, and your Courage in to the TRIFORCE. He wishes for the return of Hyrule. But the King of Hyrule gets to the Triforce first. He wishes that the shield over Hyrule falls, completely covering it in water. The water starts to pour down, and Ganondorf does THE BEST EVIL LAUGH EVER! He's ready to kill you now. Zelda wakes up and gives you your sword in exchange for light arrows. Time to fight!
Stage one!
ALWAYS BE LOCKED ON AND DEFENDING. That's L and R at once. Ganondorf can kick you for damage still, so stay out of his range until Zelda shoots him. Start slashing away. Get back when he's un-stunned. Repeat until Ganondorf goes up to Zelda, proclaims, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" and knocks her out. Now for the part that may be harder than it needs to.
Do you have the magic armor? Do you have double MP? If you answered YES to both of these questions, this part is easy. If you answered NO to the second, it could get hard. If you answered NO to the first or both, you'd best have 3 or four fairies. Otherwise, use magic armor and stay locked on until you can parry attack. Parry attack thrice to get to the last "form".
Zelda wakes up. Ganondorf dodges her arrows now, so you have to deflect him to stun him. Once he is, run up to him until you can parry attack. Do so.
GANONDORF GETS STABBED FROM HIS FOREHEAD TO HIS NECK!!!
He's still alive. Last words, and he's stone. Zelda and you get bubbled up to the surface. Link tries to save the King, but fails. The pirates find you and Zelda, who is just Tetra again. Prince Komali and Aryyl are there too. The new sages got let off duty. Your ship no longer speaks, but it still works like a ship. Why wouldn't it? The pirates and the Hero of Wind set off to explore.
He didn't bring it to school, he just wanted to blow a chunk of his lawn into smithereens, I guess.
He should've-- Well, he should have NOT MADE A FUCKING BOMB! WHAT A DUMBASS! But, that was inevitable, I guess. Unable to change his will to destroy, he should have at least FASTENED THE FUCKING FUSE ON BETTER.
It fell into the bomb as he was about to throw it. He blew off his hand.
*raspy sigh*
Some people are always worried about the terrorist threat. At least most terrorists' bombs go off only when they want them to.
Well, enough with that. Since I beat Wind Waker, it's time for a final boss guide!
I'll start in the beginning of the huge room.
WARNING: SPOILERS
Enter, and Ganondorf says how the gods doomed men with the drowning of the land. He turns into a giant puppet. You have to use your boomerang and light arrows for this one. Use the boomerang to vut the five strings. The strings regenerate, so you have to target them all at once. When he falls, hit the blue orb with your light arrows. Do this three times and you win!
Oh wait, no you don't. He turns into the final boss from Final Fantasy Mystic Quest, AKA a big assed spider. Tilt the camera to see the water, and look at the reflection when he's on the ceiling. Don't get hit when he falls, and be near the blue orb or you won't hit it. Three times, NOW it's done.
Son of a Gurudo! That asshole is STILL alive! This time he's a familiar snakey guy. It is FUCKING hard to hit his head to make him stop, and the stun only lasts for half a second, so just use your light arrows and aim for his tail while he's moving, three hits, and he runs like the fuck he is.
Now you have to get to the top. What fun!
First and foremost, if you can't see in this room, you're not getting to the top. You can beat Ganondorf almost blind, but not do what you're about to. So if you can't see, adjust the COLOR and BRIGHTNESS settings on your TV.
Jump from the little square to the rope. Hold R as you climb, otherwise you won't, you'll swing. Simple enough. Get on the outer ring and search for the fancy decoration. This is a grapple point. Grapple and climb up. Get the supplies, grapple to the next level. Bomb the pot in case you fall, or die, or anything like that. Then get the fairies and hookshot up to the doorway. MAKE SURE YOU HOOK THE TARGET, NOT THE FLOOR. HOOKING THE FLOOR WILL MAKE YOU FALL. IF YOU BOMBED THE POT, THIS WON'T MATTER. OTHERWISE, YOU DESERVE YOUR FATE.
You're there! Ganondorf will throw your sword to sleeping Zelda and proceed to beat the shit out of you. He then combines his Power, Zelda's Wisdom, and your Courage in to the TRIFORCE. He wishes for the return of Hyrule. But the King of Hyrule gets to the Triforce first. He wishes that the shield over Hyrule falls, completely covering it in water. The water starts to pour down, and Ganondorf does THE BEST EVIL LAUGH EVER! He's ready to kill you now. Zelda wakes up and gives you your sword in exchange for light arrows. Time to fight!
Stage one!
ALWAYS BE LOCKED ON AND DEFENDING. That's L and R at once. Ganondorf can kick you for damage still, so stay out of his range until Zelda shoots him. Start slashing away. Get back when he's un-stunned. Repeat until Ganondorf goes up to Zelda, proclaims, "I'M RICK JAMES, BITCH!" and knocks her out. Now for the part that may be harder than it needs to.
Do you have the magic armor? Do you have double MP? If you answered YES to both of these questions, this part is easy. If you answered NO to the second, it could get hard. If you answered NO to the first or both, you'd best have 3 or four fairies. Otherwise, use magic armor and stay locked on until you can parry attack. Parry attack thrice to get to the last "form".
Zelda wakes up. Ganondorf dodges her arrows now, so you have to deflect him to stun him. Once he is, run up to him until you can parry attack. Do so.
GANONDORF GETS STABBED FROM HIS FOREHEAD TO HIS NECK!!!
He's still alive. Last words, and he's stone. Zelda and you get bubbled up to the surface. Link tries to save the King, but fails. The pirates find you and Zelda, who is just Tetra again. Prince Komali and Aryyl are there too. The new sages got let off duty. Your ship no longer speaks, but it still works like a ship. Why wouldn't it? The pirates and the Hero of Wind set off to explore.
